Ok, normally I wouldn't share something like this, it is from a friend and avid Ork player in Ca., But this was just too good.... I present the first chapter of Wrenchit.
Wrenchit the Gobbo.
It was cluttered and dark under the boss's work bench. it smelled of old engine oil and squig grease...Wrenchit was hiding from the boss. he felt safe here after breaking the boss's new spanna. " I'z dedd eff da Boss finds me" he thought to himself remembering the boss's promise last time..Wrenchit herd his name screamed outside in the junkyard and a shiver ran down his tiny spine.. "WRENCHIT!! YA WORTLESS GIT!!! WARR Iz YA!?!".....Suddenly a huge filth covered hand grabbed him by his head and yanked him out from under the table..." IF YAZ GONNA HIDE YA OTT NOT TA HIDE N DA SAME SPOT!!" were the last words Wrenchit thought he would ever hear...." Right here Boss " he squeaked...Wrenchit was lifted high in the air and dropped, his stomach rising to his throat. Then with crushing impact the Boss's boot met his backside..Wrenchit sailed through the shop and out into the junkyard, Landing hard on his back and skidding to a stop in a pool of muck. As he stood up he was rocked in the head by the broken spanna..." Gess I souda hidd dat" Wrenchit thought...Smiling to himself he yelled toward the shop defiantly " Tankx Boss fer not kill'n me"...The Boss appeared in the shop doorway. A single shot rang out.
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